Things I'm going to try and not perpetrate now that Spring has finally arrived:
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⬆Teacher Arm⬆
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| ⬆ Funk Feet ⬆ |
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| ⬆ Muffin Top ⬆ |
We're all reasonable people (aren't we?); let's work together to get less muffin top, arm flap, and funk feet out in the world. While I recognize that teacher flap/bat wing arms are harder to combat because sometimes you just NEED to wear a tank top, might I suggest we learn the beauty pageant wave, if only to save ourselves from ridicule? There are enough problems in the world what with Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney on the loose. We may not be able to keep people from sticking probes into our vajayjays, or save porn and gay marriage, but surely we can wear clothes that fit us and recognize that if our nails go over our shoes, they need a trim. It's up to us people.
Sprung stats:
Food: Trail mix, vegetable barley soup, Dubliner cheese, garlic bread and leftover pasta, granola bar
Movement: Mad dashing around school building, keeping eyelids propped open while watching children complete state tests, wrestling and tickling of robust toddler, bathing of wiggle worm toddler, laundering
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