I often find myself bewildered by the things that come out of my mouth when talking to my children. Many times I speak sentences that don't even make sense. Today, I am sorry to say that I paid special attention to the things that my children were saying when playing with one another. Below is a small sampling of their bon mots, and it is no wonder that I babble incoherently.
My life is like a fart.
If I wore marshmallows on my feet, no one would ever hear me coming.
Does he know that's the poop yard?
My life is like a butt
If you didn't decide to wash your hair with sand, you wouldn't need a bath
If you eat soap, you would be hiccing up and cough a bubble
I got grass stains on my knees
I seen this one before, it's when I started smacking my butt for like a hour
Why do we have to brush our hair? It's nighttime & no one is coming in here inspecting us, right?
He kissed a rattlesnake, that's disgusting.
That's your thumb toe.
Shut up woo-woo.
Faturday stats:
Food: 1/2 bean and cheese burrito, one slice of cold pizza, hummus, goat cheese, naan, blackberries, dried pineapple, two glasses of pinot noir
Movement: What seemed like endless hunting of dog poop in backyard, sweeping back patio, emergency trip to Old Navy to replace lost sunglasses, meandering around supermarket
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