She blinded me with science...

Yesterday and today this item popped up in my newsfeed -  "California porn actress turned teacher loses appeal".  What initially piqued my interest was the phrase 'loses appeal'.  I wondered the following: did she lose appeal as a teacher or as a porn star, is she teaching porn, is she getting implants, is she opposed to following newly instated Californian law about wearing condoms while practicing pornography?  After having read the article, I was saddened to learn that it was about her losing a court appeal which left me contemplating her boobs and her safe (or not) sex practices.  What, oh you need a minute? Go ahead, I'll let you fantasize a moment about one woman spending serious think time about another woman's breasteses.

So, the teacher was a porn star.  WOW, last year I considered a career as an exotic dancer during my job search; I soon realized that would require me to be both awake and naked.  According to the article, the teacher was a porn actress prior to becoming a middle school teacher.  Students found her movies available on the inter webs and now she is considered unfit for teaching.

This made me feel sad because I thought people were supposed to be allowed to start over, you know get a second chance?  It also made me feel sad because, COME ON PEOPLE! A PORN STAR WHO KNOWS SCIENCE?!?!  A fucking scientist?!?!  (see how I did that?).  I can't believe she lost her job over this - I could see maybe not keeping her in middle school anymore, because those kids are just a bunch of hormone driven douches anyway.  But since we all know she's flexible, how about a job in an elementary school where kids don't know what porn is (yet) and use the internet to find pictures of SpongeBob?  Or perhaps she could be an exhibit in a MUSEUM FOR PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN SPECIES???  Think outside the box people (see, I did it again).