Holy Friday Batman...(day 45)

The day was going along quietly, with little traffic and sunny skies.  People seemed to be properly reflecting on the the anniversary of JC's meeting with a t-bar, and then a few f**cked up people interesting things happened. I really appreciate a day where the people around me are infinitely more ridiculous than I can muster.

1. There's a mom that's been hanging around with her kid at lunch duty a lot lately, because you know it's cool to hang out with the 5th graders at lunch time.  Thing is this lady is dressed in what appears to be a 5th graders sized wardrobe.  She's a bigger lady who apparently is incapable of purchasing clothes in her own size.  It gives her the appearance of a poorly packed sausage, or what I like to refer to as ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.  Today was no exception, as she wore a skin tight shirt that showed mad cleavage and what I took to be a Boppy around her waist.

2. Two mom's nearly came to fisticuffs in the lobby of the school at the beginning of the school day.  Let that sink in a moment.  Two moms, toddlers in tow, fist-fighting.  In. A. School.

3. Another lady came to pick up her kid wearing a bikini.  Again, let that sink in.  Mom + bikini + school (in a landlocked state no less).  Wrong, wrong, wrong. 

So yeah, eventful day.

Good Friday Stats:
Food: Hummus, crackers, cheese, sweet peas, bell pepper, fried tomatoes, corn on the cob, cream cheese coffee cake
Movement: Sahing my head in awe, delivering of very heavy boxes to testing center, going to Target twice for Easter goodies