1. When I was in college, I liked to pretend I was Jewish so I could get off for all the non publicized Jewish holidays - you know the ones besides Yom Kippur & Rosh Hashanah? No? Me neither, but my last name was ambiguous enough for professors never to question my absence on Judaic holy days.
2. I have a lot of friends who have talked about starting to knit, sew, make jewelry, or some other crafty, productive use of time while in college. During those conversations, I was like 'um, that's when I started making bongs out of toilet paper rolls.'
3. I have gone to too many outdoor, weekend long music festivals and couldn't begin to determine what pictures of me might be floating around in the world.
4. I don't have the patience to sustain a conversation that doesn't include some kind of curse word. I could picture myself on the trail calling people douchebags and assclowns as a way of restraining myself. Also, I know curse words in more than one language and use them - frequently. Pinche pendejos.
5. I have been known to solve my problems physically.
6. I call vicodin 'Vitamin V'
7. My decision making process involves talking everything out exhaustively & takes too many feelings into account.
8. I drove across the country. In a bikini. Classy.
9. I have a real affinity for a dive bar and karaoke.
I have frequented bar pictured above |
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